Occasional Nerve contributor JT Leroy is selling raccoon penis bone necklaces as worn by the truck stop whores in his novel, Sarah.

“Raccoon Penis Bones are sexual amulets, used from Texas to Appalachia to enhance sexual luck and performance! Not only that, gamblers often wear or carry a bone for luck.”

That’s all my Christmas shopping taken care of.

Related: an adaptation of Sarah is underway, with drugstore cowboy Gus Van Sant directing.